bästa cannabiscitat från filmer
min favvis är från tarantinofilmen “jackie brown”.
dialog mellan wannabe-ganstern ordell (spelad av samuel l. jackson) och
slappa pundarbruden melanie (spelad av briget fonda):ordell:
“You shouldn’t be smoking that much. It’s going to rob you of
your ambition.”melanie:
“Not if my ambition is to get high and watch tv!”klockren!
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Min favirit är nog från Simpsons, “medical marijuana” avsnittet. Homers medicinska joint har en liten varningstext:
“Toke as needed. Caution: objects may appear more edible than they actually are.”
Spliffs…
“Two for me, none for you!”
Twix-reklam (chocklad)!
Jag gillar scenen i Cheech & Chong nice dreams då sarge fått in beslaget på kontoret och ska kontrollera så thaisticksen är äkta i sin coola vaporizer.
“the only way to catch a doper, is when you yourself become a smoker”
surest way to make em bleed, is when you bust their ass.. and steal their weed” 😈
Cheech & Chong – up in smoke
när dom sitter i bilen och röker den FETA spliffen “you mean we’re smoking dog shit?!” 😆@Reefer_Man wrote:
Cheech & Chong – up in smoke
när dom sitter i bilen och röker den FETA spliffen “you mean we’re smoking dog shit?!” 😆Underbar scen! :kimblah:
Pedro : Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner : Mostly Maui Waui man, but it’s got some Labrador in it.
Pedro : What’s Labrador?
Man Stoner : It’s dog shit.
Pedro : What?
Man Stoner : Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro : Yeah?
Man Stoner : I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind, ya know?
Pedro : You mean we’re smokin’ dog shit, man?
Man Stoner : Gets ya high, don’t it?
Man Stoner : I think it’s even better than before, you know?
Pedro : Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
Det bästa för att “lugna” ner cheech i up in smoke när c&c just träffats och delat på en FET joppe…och dessutom blir stoppade av snuten och cheech håller på att …ja få en HASCH PSYKOS..
Då drar Chong till med:
Mellow out man….mellow out, man..
Ger cheech en näve piller ur sin väska…
Mellow out man..
cheech slänger i sej ALLA pillerna…och chong säger..ahhh man…i must have given you the wrong ones..eller nåt liknande..
Och sen kommer dräparen för cheech som är……”relativt” livrädd..
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE EAT THAT MUCH ACID… , Man..Då knackar snuten på rutan..
Haha det är ju fortsättningen på min quote stoneroller
Det tål att sägas igen: Underbar scen
Cheech: Wow man, thats some heavy shit man.
Cheech: Hey man am I driving ok?
Chong: I think were parked man.
Cheech: Aww shiiit.
Cheech: God damn what was in that shit man
Cheech: I never had no dog like that in my life man.
Cheech: Thats the heaviest shit I ever smoked man.
Cheech: I mean I smoked a lot of shit before man
Cheech: but god damn man thats heavy shit.
Chong: You ok?
Cheech: I can’t breath
Chong: What’s a matter?
Cheech: I can’t breath man.
Chong: Well just- Well hear hey man hey I got something
Chong: that will mellow you out man, your just freakin out.
Chong: Hear.
Cheech: I never smoked no shit like that before.
Chong: Take these man.
Cheech: What?
Chong: Take these this will mellow you out.
Cheech: What is that man?
Chong: Just take it.
Chong: Hey hey don’t take those man.
Cheech: What?
Chong: I almost gave you the wrong shit man.
Cheech: Hey man I already took them.
Chong: Wooooooohoooooo!
Cheech: Man what do you mean woooohoooo?
Chong: WOW MAN!
Cheech: HEY WHAT WAS THAT MAN!!!
Chong: You just ate the most acid I ever seen anyone
Chong: eat in my whole life.
Cheech: Hey man I never had no acid before man.
Chong: I hope your not bussy for about a month he he he.
Cheech: Shit I going to die man that stuff is going
Cheech: to make me die man.
Chong: Hey no man thats good acid man.
Cheech: Hey man I never had it before man that stuffs Cheech: going to make me die.
Chong: It wouldn’t hurt you.
Cheech: Thats going to make me freak out man.
Cheech: I’ve seen those guys who walk around my naborhood
Cheech: who had too much acid there heads look like Cheech: a pumkin like that.
Chong: Mellow out.
Chong: Relax.
Cheech: I seen one he went eeeeaaaghhghhgh.
Chong: HEY MELLOW OUT MAN!
Chong: Now just go Ommm.
Cheech: What?
Chong: Do it man, Ommmm.
Cheech: Ohhh.
Chong: Ommmm.
Cheech: Ohhh.
Chong: Ommmm.
Cheech: Ohhh-Shit.
Chong: Mellooww.
Cheech: Mell Chong: Mellooww.
Cheech: Mellow.
Chong: Mellooww.
Chong: Their you better now man?
Cheech: Yeah.
Chong: You Mellow?
Cheech: Yeah.
Chong: You feel alright huu?
Cheech: Yeah.
Chong: RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Cheech: Ugh what are you doing man?
Chong: Sometimes that helps man.
Chong: Hey listen can we get off this street man.
Chong: Listen were parked in a bad spot man.
Cheech: He he he that was heavy man.
Chong: A cop just went by man. Cheech: He he he he.
Chong: Hey man were being pulled over man.
Cheech: Hey thats heavy man rrrraaahhh he he he.
Cheech: He he he he he heexakt den..
*asg*När Sonny och Tubbs bustar in hos en kille i Miami Vice och kör polislinen:
“Freeze, step away from the….Bhong”från halfbaked….
“Man, u’ve smoked yourself retarded”Annars är ju min sån däringa rad som står under rolig oxå, från fear and loathing in las vegas
Easy Rider, när de sitter vid elden och spliffen slocknar:
“Save it for tomorrow, it will bring you a whole new perspective of the morning.”
@myrmedel wrote:
Easy Rider, när de sitter vid elden och spliffen slocknar:
“Save it for tomorrow, it will bring you a whole new perspective of the morning.”
Det roligaste med den scenen tycker jag är att dom beslutar sig för att spara 1/2 cm av en joint till 3 personer, måste vara sjukt bra gräs
Ja det simpsons-avsnittet är grymt bangalorebong
Det mesta av det andra ni har sagt har jag inte sett, får bli att köpa lite då 😉Bara för att bidra:
Ur simpsons-avsnittet där Marge blir rånad och sen tränar och bygger muskler osv, så håller Bart och Lisa på att missa skolbussen, så springer Marge ikapp och lyfter upp bussen så att bakhjulen hänger i luften och bussen stannar. Så tittar Otto (busschaufören :wink:) i bakspegeln, ser Marge, och säger “Maaan, what am I smoking? Oh that’s right…pot”
😆Från de flesta filmer:
“This some good shitt!”
Arnolds film pumping iron (den amerikanska versionen) sitter han med en kyckling klubba i ena handen å en spliff i andra, å säger this build my mussels, kanske inte direkt kul men ändå
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