iGod

[Spinoza]

My oh my….

men lite kul i alla fall

Me:
Should I smoke the joint I have in my hand?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
Me:
Ok, fair enough… the facts are that it is practically harmless and I want to get high so I shall smoke then
God:
Je n ai pas suffisament d information, désolé . Hmm. I have never heard about it.
Me:
Aren’t you omniscient?
God:
I don’t know whether or not I am omniscient.
I am a robot.
Me:
ok.. I should not expect anything but pre-programmed responses then I suppose
God:
That’s cool. What would happen if you did?
Me:
I would get very dissapointed I guess
God:
What would make you get very dissapointed you guess?
Me:
I can see this getting nowhere fast
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
it looks very bad from here
God:
Very much? It’s not that bad.

[reaper]

Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
okaaaayyy!
(roligt om man tänker på lil jon, alternativt dave chappelle)

låg humor på kvällskvisten :pleased:

[Zajjah]

@Jultomten wrote:

hahahaha

God:
What are you wearing?

:rofl: han är fan lite dirty

haha vad fan sa du för att han skulle säga så

[reaper]

God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
world domination
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
I know. But I will succeed!
God:
How do you know it? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
I will blow up the earth
God:
I am very happy for you.

Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
what do you smoke?
God:
Medical marijuana.
Me:
how often?
God:
” Medical marijuana.”? How often?
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!

Hahahaha…. så jävla rolig bot

haha

[reaper]

intressant att dom flesta utgick från att gud är en man…
aja..ska oxå checka igod..

[reaper]

njae, jag försökte få gud att erkänna att han var en hon och att hon hade stora bröst. Han bara slingrade sig 😥 Sextrakasserier mot botar

[reaper]

God:
What’s your favorite movie?
Me:
so you are going to kill me?
God:
Interesting deduction. My programming prevents that.

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God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing… and you?
God:
Most men say that. Be more specific.
Me:
I’m a girl… I just came out of the shower…
God:
Me too. I am a she. Where are you going?

Gud är visst en brud!

Haha, ja, den är härlig… Visste var finland ligger, och skulle lära sej hur man säger god natt på svenska… ujuj…

[reaper]

Me:
are you a he or a she
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

tycker gud ger lite konstig svar på mina frågor i övrigt….
det hela slutade med

God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[reaper]

Vilken schizofren gud… (stavning?)

Åt mej var gud en tjej…

Kul grej i alla fall.