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    Posted by DurbanP on 2005-10-07 at 00:13

    Top 16 Song titles…

    16. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your A$$ Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    14. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better

    10. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

    9. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like You’re Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    4. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . .

    1. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I’ve Sure Woke Up With A Few

    :mrgreen:

    edit:
    Du får lite gratis svenska av mig i topicen DP ;-] .Gin

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  • Gin

    Member
    2005-10-07 at 00:27

    Jag tippar på att en del titlar är från allas vår favoritgenre Countrymusiken? 😆 De har ofta sådana där titlar. (På tal om det, en skön Radio snippet från superserien Family Guy: “That was Merle Haggard with I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist“. Lite våldsam men äkta Country) 8)

  • Riot

    Member
    2005-10-07 at 14:01

    Anal Cunt – I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank

    Anal Cunt – You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

    Anal Cunt – You Look Adopted

  • Enviousness

    Member
    2005-10-07 at 14:33

    Peter Tosh – Legalize it

    :hemp:

  • reaper

    Member
    2005-10-07 at 17:31

    crazy frog :stfu:

    :wacko:

  • reaper

    Member
    2005-10-07 at 17:45

    White rabbit – Jefferson Airplane
    She brings the rain – Can
    Hassan I Sabah – Hawkwind

    fyller på med fler sen…

    C.

  • reaper

    Member
    2005-10-07 at 18:14

    AC/DC -Let me put mye love into you.

    AC/DC -Hell aint a bad place to bee.

    Bra titlar. Bra låtar. Bra grupp (gamla AC/DC med Bon scott).

  • reaper

    Member
    2005-10-08 at 03:41

    Googli Draxell – Sony Luxor

    Håll käften – pstq

  • chiana

    Member
    2005-10-08 at 06:25

    Slagmålsklubben – Fox goes to japan in order to meet other ninja foxes in the tribe of hokkaido.

    Underbar låttitel till hyfsat bra ljudsammansättning. Är egentligen inte överförtjust i slagsmålsklubben.

  • reaper

    Member
    2005-10-08 at 09:57

    Here’s my list, fool!

    13. It’s Hip to be Sqaure (Hewie Louis And The News)

    12. Ladies Love Chest Rockwell (Nathaniel Merriweather)

    11. Fun Things to Fuck if You’re a Winner (NOFX)

    10. Some Mothafuckin’ Crazy Shit (Nobus XII)

    9. Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By (Nathaniel Merriweather)

    8. Lost in the Supermarket (The Clash)

    7. Half The Lies You Tell Ain’t True (Stereophonics)

    6. Get Your Shit Together Girl! (25 Mile Down)

    5. Fuck Off And Die (Green Day)

    4. The Natural Component of Tears (Liberator)

    3. You’re Pregnant, so I kicked You in the Stomach (Anal Cunt)

    2. Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine (The White Stripes)

    Och på första och största plats har vi… *drum roll*

    1. As Long as They’ve Got Cigarettes in Hell (Oasis)

  • Gin

    Member
    2005-10-08 at 13:43

    Catharsis – Every Man For Himself And Gods Against them All (snott, men det var ju låttitlar)
    Charles Bronson – They Should Legalize Drugs So You Can Hurry up And Fucking Die
    Charles Bronson – What The Fuck Are You Gonna Do When It’s Cool To Be Yourself?
    Norma Jean – I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Know I Hate Car Accidents

    The Locust med alla deras titlar:
    Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
    Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
    23 Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
    Pssst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
    Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bead!
    Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better
    Teenage Mustache
    Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Cultural Theft?
    How To Become A Virgin
    Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?

  • Sativan

    Member
    2005-10-10 at 15:53

    Charta77 – Kaosklockan
    The latin kings – Välkommen till förorten
    Justd – Hubbabubba
    Iguana party – Du tar ditt heroin som en fin flicka
    Astakask – För kung och fosterland
    Eurythmics – Sweet dreams are made of these
    Violent femmes – Color me once
    :P